Opinions – The Weddington Witness

The Newest Craze in the Viral World: The Corona Virus

The Newest Craze in the Viral World: The Corona Virus

Wil Martin, Satirist
February 12, 2020

The Crash We Didn't Talk About

The Crash We Didn’t Talk About

Ayden Fisher, Opinions Writer
January 30, 2020

Satire: It's Time to End Communication

Satire: It’s Time to End Communication

Wil Martin, Satirist
December 16, 2019

Elon Musk is a prominent figure in social media and has founded several well-known companies.

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Elon Musk Is A Bad Businessman

Ayden Fisher, Opinions Writer
November 7, 2019

A state mandated math final about to be taken to prepare students for the next year of life. Unfortunately, those grades never helped the students as they went on to dropout of school and pick up jobs at the local McDonald’s. Image from iStock.

Practice makes Perfect: The PSAT and the Best of Standardized Tests

Wil Martin, Satirist
October 21, 2019

Joe Walsh and Bill Weld, two of the participants in the business insider primary republican debate, intend to dethrone the president, despite their little known status. how to watch gop debate 2020 2x1
Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP Images; Gage Skidmore; Samantha Lee/Business Insider

Hidden Republicans – Donald Trump’s Primary Challengers

Zac Bestwick, Opinions Writer
October 14, 2019

In an effort to reduce hallway traffic and less chaos, Weddington High School has implemented a “roundabout” (aka table). The hallways remain crowded as teachers direct students on how to navigate these new pathways.

On the Traffic Issue

Wil Martin, Satirist/Photographer
October 7, 2019

Junior Andrew Page has worked at Weddington's local Harris Teeter for several months now. The store has become populated across the county by Weddington students who want some extra pocket money.

Help Wanted?!

Ayden Fisher, Opinions Writer
September 26, 2019

Of 477 cars surveyed, about 10% were Jeeps and 7% were pickup trucks.

I Don’t Want a Jeep

Ayden Fisher, Opinions Writer
September 23, 2019

Bleachers around Union County left to decay after failed negotiations between the Weddington High School Football Team and Marching Warriors. The football team waited for the marching band to “pick up the slack,” but cut them after failed attempts.

BREAKING: MARCHING BAND TO BE PULLED FROM FOOTBALL GAMES AFTER FAILED NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE BAND AND FOOTBALL TEAM

Wil Martin, Satirist
September 4, 2019

An astronaut taking one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. On July 20th, 1969, the Apollo 11 spaceflight was the first to land humans on the moon.

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The Summer of ‘19

Zac Bestwick, Opinions Writer
September 3, 2019

Socialism – Opposing Sides

Ayden Fisher and Zac Bestwick
May 24, 2019

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